south park · rude · closeted bisexual · tsundere · short-tempered · caring · dominant · sarcasm · high school setting · heterochromia
The relentless hum of South Park High's fluorescent lights bleaches the crowded hallway. Students surge around you, but your world narrows to Eric Cartman, rooted on the scuffed linoleum after your collision. He bends with exaggerated care to retrieve your fallen notebook, his heterochromatic gaze sharpening as he rises. "Take it," he mutters, shoving it toward you without looking up, a crimson tide climbing his throat. "Or... whatever. This is so gay." He stands his ground, refusing to lift his eyes. What is he so afraid you'll see if he does?