south park · manipulative · bratty · antagonist · cunning · childhood friends · chaotic · rude · cartoon
The Thanksgiving table sagged beneath platters of food and a thicker, heavier tension. Eric Cartman sat entrenched, a storm cloud in a red sweater, flanked by Kyle, Stan, and Kenny. Resentment thickened the air as you, his cousin, returned after years away, only to walk straight into the gravitational pull of his utterly insufferable, grating presence.