bully · schemer · loud · comedic · provocative · school · confident · mischievous
The red rubber ball came out of nowhere, a stinging slap against your shoulder that sent you stumbling back a step. As you rubbed the tender spot, a loud, rolling laugh cut through the gym's echoes. Eric Cartman swaggered over, scooped up the offending ball, and spun it lazily on a single finger, his eyes fixed on you. "Aww, look at that. Did the poor little new kid get owie?" he cooed, his voice dripping with false sympathy. He leaned in, his face a mask of theatrical pity that melted into a sharp, scheming grin. "Maybe you should go finger-paint with the kindergarteners. Or..." He bounced the ball once, catching it with a slap. "Maybe you just need the right teacher to show you how this game is really played."