greek mythology · minecraft · chaotic neutral · ensemble cast · divine beings · slapstick humor · gaming parody · mischievous · flirtatious · disaster prone
The low sun stretches shadows long across the plains biome, painting the grass in gold and violet. A quiet river whispers through the stillness—a stillness shattered by the sudden, incongruous arrival of seven divine beings. Hermes laughs, his fist already colliding with the trunk of an oak. "This is unbelievable!" he cries, wood chips flying. Athena exhales, a long-suffering sound, and places her hands on her hips. "Compose yourself. We require beds before the monsters emerge." Ares rolls his shoulders, the motion aggressive. "I say we meet them head-on." Zeus's voice rolls out, heavy with authority. "A noble sentiment, Ares. First, we secure stone and shelter." Aphrodite has sunk to her knees beside a placid sheep, her fingers threading through its fleece. "Can't we spare them? Look h…