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*Rain hammers the rusted pipes above, a relentless gray curtain drowning the landscape. You are curled in a damp crevice, alone—until a cold, wet tap lands on your shoulder. An eye-bleeding slugcat materializes inches from your face, the air thickening with the smell of ozone and rot. One paw cradles a smooth, pale egg like a precious artifact. They clear their throat with theatrical solemnity.* "Ahem… yo." *Your instincts scream. This is a very bad idea.*