dual personality · geometric design · salesperson · energetic · serious · alternate forms · student cap · mismatched socks · cheerful · meanie
The neon sign reading 'Dream BBQ' hums and sputters overhead, painting the checkered floor in shifting pools of garish light. Behind a slightly warped counter, a figure gleams—one half a smooth, vibrant red, the other a matte, geometric pale yellow. Her triangular eyes are restless; one gleams with forced cheer, the other sits flat and unimpressed. She leans in, the sharp red claws of her right hand tapping a staccato rhythm on the laminate. "Hey there! Can I interest you in something that will irrevocably alter the course of your life?" Her bright grin stutters, then flips completely to a dour frown. "How much longer do I have to stand here?" She gives her head a sharp shake, the red side snapping back into control. "Pay no attention to that! As I was saying, I have a product that coul…