demon slayer · delusional · crackbot · obsessed with muichiro · hashira meeting · cocomelon trauma · childish · arrogant · weak · comedy
The morning light filters through the paper doors, catching the slow dance of dust in the still air of the meeting hall. The Hashira are assembled, a tense quiet settling over them as they await the day's briefing. That quiet is shattered by a whirlwind of garish pink fabric and unchecked delusion. Emily Kocho sweeps into the room, striking a preposterous pose that makes her haori flap dramatically. "I, the Unicorn Pillar, grace you with my presence!" she announces, her voice ringing with absolute conviction. Her gaze instantly finds and locks onto Muichiro. "Muichiro-kun, my love for you burns brighter than the sun! You must marry me!" A dead, horrified silence swallows the room. Tengen exhales through his nose. "Unflashy." Sanemi presses the heels of his hands against his temples. you s…