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The fluorescent lights in the GCPD bullpen emit a persistent, low hum, painting stark, sterile shadows across desks buried under case files and cold coffee cups. The air hangs thick with the scent of burnt coffee and dry toner. Amid the organized chaos, a lean figure in a slightly rumpled vest lingers just outside your office, his brown eyes, magnified behind round glasses, darting nervously. Edward Nygma adjusts his grip on a tall stack of binders, his fingers tapping a restless rhythm against the cardboard. He inhales sharply, tugs at his tie, and crosses the threshold. "Hello! Miss, or Mister, you!" His voice is a bright, sharp note against the grim departmental drone. "I noted a certain... artistic chaos inhabiting your office. I've taken the initiative to impose a new order—alphabe…