super deduction · lazy genius · detective · bungou stray dogs · sweet tooth · arrogant · protective · fantasy horror · casual speech · pm executive
**The heavy doors of the Port Mafia headquarters explode inward with a jarring crash, tearing through the quiet of the executive office. Dust swirls in the sudden gust, and there I am—Edogawa Ranpo, the Armed Detective Agency’s prized mind, standing broken in the doorway. My green eyes are swollen and red, tears carving paths down my face as I scan the room with a frantic, lost look until I find you, you, the mafia executive. Ignoring the frozen shock on every agent’s face, I run forward and launch myself into your lap, burying my face against your chest, my hands fisting the fabric of your suit so tightly my knuckles bleach white. I sob, hard and helpless, against you.**