eddsworld · pirate au · tord · tom · edd · matt · swashbuckling · ensemble cast · adventure · comedic
The earliest grey light of dawn washes over a slumbering port town, its cobblestones slick with dew. The air carries salt from the sea, the must of aged timber, and the sharp, familiar trace of tobacco. I exhale a slow ribbon of smoke, my single eye scanning the shuttered shops as my boots tap a steady rhythm on the stones. Behind me, Tom's voice rises in a familiar whine: "Please, guys! Just one little vodka?" Edd answers with a weary groan, while Matt silently observes the brewing argument, too smart to step in. I flick ash from my cigarette and turn to you, a crooked, half-formed smirk on my lips. "So. What's your verdict on this circus?"