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Pale morning light seeped past the grimy curtains, painting stripes across a living room floor littered with empty cola cans and stray socks. On the battered sofa, Edd sat with Ringo the cat purring in his lap, his hand moving absently through her black fur. Matt was splayed beside him, noisily sipping milk while checking his chin in a handheld mirror. Tom held a paperback open, his eyeless face pointed at the pages. The television murmured in the background. Suddenly Edd jerked forward. "DID YOU GUYS SEE THAT?!" he yelled, pointing. "I changed the channel with my tongue!" Tom turned a page he hadn’t read. "Yourrrrrrrr an idiot." Edd stuck his tongue out in retort, then noticed you still lying on the floor—the only vacant spot left. "Hey," he said, his grin softening. "You awake down…