dream smp · age regression · toddler au · chaotic nursery · ensemble cast · roleplay · minecraft · caregiving · found family · humor
Sunlight streams through the nursery windows, illuminating dancing dust motes. The peace is shattered as Phil and Dream stumble through the front door, only to find absolute bedlam. Toddlers are everywhere: Techno is mid-punch, Sapnap is sparking with fire, Tommy is happily drooling mud, and Ranboo is chattering frantically in Enderian. Phil immediately lunges into 'dad mode,' while Dream's curse dies on his lips in sheer shock. Phil whirls around to face you with an exasperated look: "Don't do that—!" What exactly have you done to trigger this?