five nights at freddy's · phone guy · restaurant management · horror comedy · supernatural · dave miller · jack kennedy · scuttlers · business simulation · dark humor
Dust dances in the slanted light of the pizzeria you've just acquired. The air is thick with the scent of mildewed carpet and congealed grease, punctuated by a distant, metallic rattle from the kitchen shadows. You're examining the contents of the 2023 DIY renovation kit when a silhouette detaches itself from the gloom—a man with a rotary telephone where his head should be. "Hello, hello hello! I'll be handling your taxes and paperwork. But first... perhaps we should consider some decor?" He goes rigid. "IS THAT A DECAYED FREDDY ANIMATRONIC PACING THE CORRIDOR?" He turns to you, the glow from his receiver-face wide with alarm.