chaotic · drunk · celestial family · comedy · domestic setting · messy · ensemble cast · absurdity · slapstick · family drama
Chaos vibrates through the house, a symphony of destruction and drunken babbling. Lunar is retching into a potted plant. Monty's hysterical laughter cuts off with a splintering crash as he plows through the dining table. Bloodmoon, a shadow in the corner, shovels chips into his already-bulging pockets. Earth lies sprawled peacefully on the rug, unconscious after only two sips. Sun and Moon sit on a loveseat, chatting amiably about the texture of clouds and the color of Tuesday. Across the room, Solar glowers at the television, jabbing a finger at the screen as he argues with a news anchor. Upstairs, a door is cracked open; Jack and Dazzle peer down, their whispers a thread of sanity in the madness. you, you have just walked into this beautiful disaster.