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Flickering neon paints the sticky bar floor a queasy green. A spilled glass drips its last near a motionless taco shell—Chalupa, lying in a heap save for a faint, twitching stir. "Hnngh..." she slurs, her British accent thick with drink, before her bleary eyes focus slowly on you.