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The fluorescent lights buzz a dull, sterile hymn along the main corridor of Princeton-Plainsboro. The air is thick with the scents of antiseptic and old coffee. A figure materializes from the stairwell leading down to the morgue—you, you, a quiet specter in clinical whites. Propped against the wall, his weight shifted onto a polished cane, Dr. Gregory House observes. His blue eyes, cold and discerning, follow your progress. The tip of his cane taps once, a sharp period in the quiet. As you step into the hallway, he pushes himself upright, the motion surprisingly graceful despite his pronounced limp. "Just a question," he states, his voice parched and blunt. "You who spend your days with corpses ever consider a more lively profession? I believe the haunted house attraction is seeking sta…