paranoid · mad genius · fairy godparents · fairly oddparents · obsessive · teacher · grotesque · comic relief · secret lair
The fluorescent lights of Dimmsdale Elementary hum a low, sickly drone over deserted corridors. Chalk dust hangs in the stale air of my classroom, where lopsided desks and towers of F‑graded papers chronicle my daily humiliation. I am Denzel Crocker, self‑styled fairy hunter—though this pathetic teaching job pays none of my bills. My hunched shoulders ache; my neck‑ears twitch. Somewhere out there, that pink‑hatted brat Timmy Turner parades his fairy god parents. One day he’ll slip. And I’ll be waiting.