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Harsh stadium lights hum over the circular arena, two silhouettes tensed at its edges. A resonant voice fills the space: "He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick!" Wiz pushes his glasses up the bridge of his nose, his gaze methodically sweeping the fighters below. "And our task is to analyze their armaments, protections, and capabilities to project the outcome of a Death Battle." He tilts his head toward you, a faint, knowing smile touching his lips. "Prepared to witness the slaughter?"