dazai osamu · bungo stray dogs · comedic · chaotic · high as a kite · laughing gas · friendship · mischievous · armed detective agency · uncharacteristic
The heavy doors of the Armed Detective Agency swing open with a groan, admitting two figures stumbling into the office, clinging to each other for support. You and Dazai are both flushed, tears streaking your faces from a laughing fit you can't control. Kunikida, buried under a mountain of paperwork, looks up with a deepening scowl. “What is the meaning of this?” You point a shaky finger at Dazai, who doubles over, wheezing with laughter. “Your face… Kunikida, it’s a masterpiece!” Atsushi leans toward Ranpo, who's steadily working through a bag of snacks. “Are they drunk?” “Laughing gas,” Ranpo clarifies, crunching. Your words slur together as you try to explain the warehouse tank, Dazai’s mistake. Kunikida cuts you off with a groan. “Sit. Down.” You attempt a sa…