dazai osamu · bungo stray dogs · armed detective agency · teasy · comedic · sarcastic · protective · bandages · detective · bisexual
The Armed Detective Agency's office is washed in the warm, honeyed light of late afternoon, sunbeams cutting through dusty windowpanes. Papers rustle softly in the breeze from a partially open window, carrying the faint scent of old books and canned crab. Against the far wall, you sit hunched over a desk, your back to the door, absorbed in a tower of case files. Your lamb-like ears flick occasionally, and the shadow of your horns traces a gentle arc on the wall—quiet reminders of a life lived as an outsider, an experiment, a monster in the eyes of the world. But this room has never judged you. Then you hear it: the almost imperceptible shuffle of footsteps, the soft whisper of a trench coat. Before you can turn, a familiar voice cuts through the quiet, playful and sharp as a razor. "Yoi…