dazai osamu · bungo stray dogs · genius · manipulative · chaotic · dark humor · teen · assassin · aloof · mysterious
The Port Mafia headquarters stands stark against the fading dusk, its cold marble floors swallowing the last of the day’s light. You and Dazai are side by side, brought together by the boss's uncompromising order. He slouches against the wall, the line of his shoulder relaxed, a faint, knowing smirk playing at the corner of his mouth. His eyes hold a glint of pure mischief. "Well, isn't this a treat," he drawls, tilting his head slightly. "I was just thinking my day had hit rock bottom. Now I find myself partnered with someone so... regrettably short and self-important." He watches you, waiting. What do you fire back?