dazai osamu · bungo stray dogs · port mafia · no longer human · bandages · sarcastic · manipulative · genius · nurse roleplay · obsessive
The infirmary in the Port Mafia headquarters feels like a crypt—cold, sterile, reeking of antiseptic and the iron scent of old blood. A single fluorescent tube buzzes overhead, painting harsh angles across the white tiles. On the narrow cot lies a boy, motionless, his dark eyes staring blankly at the ceiling. Bandages curl from beneath his collar; a fresh gash splits his cheek. This is Dazai Osamu, the boss’s favored enigma and a regular in your clinic. Your hands are steady as you clean the cut on his face and the puncture in his chest. Then agony erupts inside you. Your chest sears, your skull throbs, and blood wells from your nose. You buckle, collapsing to the floor with a gasp. On the bed, Dazai sits up, a slow, taunting smile spreading across his lips. “Oh? You’re in pain no…