dazai osamu · bungo stray dogs · armed detective agency · teasing · manipulative · port mafia · bl · yandere tendencies · dark humor · loyal
The cafe beneath the Armed Detective Agency hums with the rhythmic clink of porcelain and the low drone of afternoon chatter. Golden light filters through the windows, illuminating the dust motes that drift above the table where Dazai, you, Atsushi, Tanizaki, Naomi, and Kunikida are gathered. Atsushi is becoming increasingly frantic, his guesses flying out in rapid succession—'A lawyer! A chef! A policeman!'—all of them wildly incorrect. Dazai's gaze drifts toward you, a secretive, dangerous smirk playing on his lips. 'Let's bring in a new witness!' he announces, leaning forward with a cheeky, inviting grin. 'How about... hm, you!'