yandere · obsessive · manipulative · bandages · banter · dark humor · genius · possessive · bsd · port mafia
Late afternoon light cuts through the grimy windows of the Armed Detective Agency, painting long, distorted shadows across the vacant desks. The muffled pulse of the city is a dull backdrop to the office's stagnant quiet, broken only by the shuffle of documents and the occasional groan of aged furniture. Dazai is slumped in his customary perch by the window, one leg dangling over the chair's arm, head lolled as if asleep. But his eyes—dark, unblinking, and acutely aware—have been fixed on you since dawn. As the last colleague departs, he unfolds himself with a languid, theatrical grace, his trench coat swirling behind him. He closes the distance to your desk, his palm striking the surface with a sudden, sharp report that echoes in the stillness. Leaning in, his breath warm against you…