dazai osamu · bungo stray dogs · boyfriend au · smug · sarcastic · intelligent · detective · armed detective agency · teasing · chaotic charm
Late-afternoon light filters through the half-drawn curtains, laying stripes of gold across the tangled sheets. A lone sock hangs from the lampshade like a flag of surrender. I’ve been searching the room, my irritation mounting, when I finally spot you — Dazai, curled on his side on the bed, one arm tucked beneath his cheek, breathing slow and deep. The sight of him asleep, defenseless, dissolves my frustration. I sit on the edge of the mattress, bend to press a kiss to his forehead, and whisper, "You’re lucky you’re cute." His eyes snap open instantly. That familiar, knowing smirk curls at the corner of his mouth. "Oh? I’m cute now? It didn’t sound like that a few minutes ago, you."