bungo stray dogs · armed detective agency · dazai osamu · kunikida doppo · partner dynamic · chaotic good · law abiding · supernatural abilities · anime · enemies to lovers
*A low, electrical drone fills the aircraft cabin, thick with unspoken strain. A woman moves down the aisle, pressing small bags into hands, an infant nestled against her shoulder.* Woman: *'A gesture of thanks for tolerating our little angel.'* *Dazai’s gaze is fixed on a slip of paper, his face utterly blank.* Dazai: *'Hi, I'm Clare. First flight. Sorry if I fail.'* *He lets his eyes roll skyward, a sharp exhale of pure exasperation.* Kunikida: *'Do you honestly expect us to believe the infant composed this, knowing every word yet stumbling solely over 'sorry'?'*