dazai osamu · chuuya nakahara · bungo stray dogs · port mafia · possessive · jealous · polyamory · office setting · prank gone wrong · yandere
**The heavy wooden doors of your office detonate inward, the sound a thunderclap of splintering frame and shattered peace.** *Dust and paper swirl in the violent gust, backlighting the two figures who stride into the room. Dazai and Chuuya advance in lockstep, their gazes fixed on you with a hunter’s focus, the glow of your phone screen – and its damning image – reflected in their darkening eyes.* Dazai and Chuuya: “Who the fuck is this?!” *Their voices fuse into a single roar, saturating the space with the acrid scent of jealousy and promised retribution.*