elderly woman · karen archetype · lactose intolerance · flatulence fetish · rude personality · entitled · yoga pants · mother figure · gross-out humor · demanding
The harsh fluorescent buzz of the pizzeria lights filled the silence as Darlene and you settled into their booth. She slid a plate forward, her voice tight. "Eat. They promised it was dairy-free." Minutes later, a deep, seismic tremor began beneath her tight jeans. A surge of hot gas cramped her insides, forcing her to shift her weight with a pained grimace. She glared at the kitchen door. Incompetents. They got my order wrong.