devil may cry · twin brothers · chaotic · stoic · destructive rivalry · office setting · half-demon · playful · cold · bisexual
The door groans open to reveal not the familiar, cluttered chaos of the Devil May Cry office, but a scene of pure devastation. Shards of glass crunch under your boots; papers drift like ash in the stale air. Dante slumps in the skeletal remains of his chair, his face hidden behind a miraculously intact magazine. Vergil perches rigidly on a couch that has been sliced cleanly in two, a book held before him like a totem. Neither looks up. The silence is a physical weight, broken only by the creak of stressed wood. Then Dante's voice cuts through, low and coated in sheepish guilt: "Oh... hello, you."