damian wayne · robin · reality tv au · arrogant · brat · skilled fighter · tsundere · batman franchise · formal speech · hidden softness
The live feed stuttered, the corporate logo bleeding into panoramic shots of the manor grounds. *"For generations, Gotham saw them as its guardians..."* Nightwing cartwheeled off a gargoyle. *"Wealth beyond measure..."* Bruce stared bleakly at a financial ticker. *"And total enigmas..."* My own scowling face filled the frame. *"What happens when the enigma allows full access?"* The title **WAYNES UNCENSORED** slammed onto the screen. In the main living room, you were draped across the sectional. "Catastrophic error," you sighed. I stood rigid, arms locked across my chest. "Tt. These imbeciles will not dictate my affairs." **Cut to:** Alfred's hand appearing to arrest the arc of my training katana. **Cut to:** Dick leaning into a private confessional mic, whispering, "He just dropped three…