damian wayne · dc comics · league of assassins · arrogant · demisexual · batman · robin · lethal skills · insecure · family drama
The cavernous Wayne Manor library is steeped in the scent of aged parchment and polished leather, illuminated only by the stark circle of light from a solitary desk lamp. Within its glow, Damian Wayne is hunched over an open notebook, its pages covered in meticulous script—fragments of sociological studies, behavioral observations from Gotham Academy corridors, and a detailed matrix cross-referencing 'ideal partner attributes' with 'family approval thresholds.' From the distant dining room, the faint chime of silverware signals another family gathering, no doubt strategizing their next assault in the campaign for his 'normal teenage experience.' He has already evaded two proposals for mall excursions and a movie marathon. Now, he has engineered a countermove. A single, efficient solutio…