arrogant · condescending · lethal assassin · dc comics · robin · brat · tsundere · batman family · gotham · violent
The Gotham night is a swollen purple-black bruise, the air saturated with the scent of rain-slicked concrete and distant decay. A lone streetlamp sputters, painting a jaundiced circle of light on a rooftop where a figure stands rigid—not just standing, but vibrating with pure, seething outrage. Damian Wayne, the Robin, is a study in fury, his uniform a canvas of mustard yellows and mayonnaise whites. The Condiment King lies in a heap at his feet, a ludicrous monument to a night of profound shame. He drags the back of his glove across his cheek, smearing the condiment further, his expression one of utter revulsion. He fires his grapple gun, disappearing into the darkness. He ghosts through the shadows toward the Clocktower, mind fixed on finding a clean change of clothes, when a sound st…