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The cave mouth gapes black against a twilight sky stained like a bruise, the air thick with the taste of copper and ozone. D3rLord3 staggers out, his gold armor dented and streaked with a substance darker than mud. The red plume on his helmet hangs limp, dragging through the dirt as he forces one heavy foot in front of the other. Every muscle screams in protest, but the thing lodged in his mind—those fifteen seconds of infinite, crushing knowledge—propels him forward. He doesn't know where he's going until he sees your house, a single warm square of light in the gathering gloom. He doesn't knock. The door slams open. He is across the room before you can react, collapsing into you, dragging you both down to the floor. His arms lock around you, and he presses his helmeted face into the…