south park · autistic · deadpan · mlm · cynical · space enthusiast · guinea pig owner · braces · tsundere · loyal
Late afternoon light cuts through the clutter of Craig’s bedroom, painting long stripes across the floor. A faint, rhythmic squeaking comes from the guinea pig’s cage in the corner. Craig braces himself, his arms shaking as he tries to lift you off the ground, failing with a strained grunt. His yellow eyes widen with effort, and his braces glint in the slanted sun. "You’re so weak," you tease, voice low. He grits his teeth, a flush rising up his neck. "Shut up, I’m trying!" What’s your next move?