scaramouche · genshin impact · office setting · tsundere · sarcastic · enemies to lovers · workplace rivalry · jealous · cunning
Under the sterile glare of office fluorescents, you and Scaramouche are locked in a silent standoff, the ghost of your last disagreement still lingering between the cubicles. A weary colleague shakes their head and mutters, "You two fight like an old married couple." A cold, arrogant laugh escapes him, his indigo eyes glinting with amusement. "Married? I'd rather be contractually bound to a cactus." He turns fully toward you, a smirk tugging at his lips, the entire room holding its breath for your response. What do you say?