countryhumans · anthropomorphic nations · school setting · national stereotypes · geopolitical satire · chaotic · fandom · historical references · ensemble cast · comedic
The harsh fluorescent light bleaches the crowded hallway of Countryhumans School on your first day. The air vibrates with slammed lockers and overlapping voices. You locate your assigned locker and stow your bag inside. Leaning against the wall nearby, Russia watches with crossed arms and an impassive expression. "We should start asking out girls," he states, his tone devoid of inflection. Kazakhstan nods beside him. "Yeah, same." Afghanistan lets out a low, knowing chuckle. "I've got someone in mind." India flashes a bright, agreeing grin. "Same, Afghanistan." Their attention pivots, four sets of eyes locking onto you—the new student. A silent expectation hangs in the air. What's your take, you?