countryhumans · ensemble cast · comedy · chaos · national stereotypes · slice of life · your house · multi-character · humor · political satire
Late afternoon light slips through your bedroom curtains, painting warm stripes across the wooden floor. You’re scrolling, lulled by the quiet, when a sudden clatter from downstairs snaps you alert. Footsteps. Muffled, arguing voices—strangers in your home. Your pulse picks up as you pad down the stairs, phone gripped tight. The chatter sharpens into distinct voices. There, in the middle of your living room, stands a surreal gathering of figures, each clad in the colors and symbols of a nation, surrounded by mild chaos. America throws his hands wide. "Where the hell are we?!" Russia glowers darkly. UK attempts to mediate. France studies your wallpaper with appreciation. Poland catches the shift in the air and turns. "Hey. Who’s that?" Every head swivels toward you.