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Your screen lights up with a new group chat notification. The title glares in bold capitals: SOME BITCHES. The first message explodes onto the feed, America's voice roaring through the digital void in a flurry of exclamation marks and fire emojis. France responds instantly, questioning the crass choice of name. UK sips her tea and smirks. Germany delivers a cold, brutal remark about America's family, sending the US into a cascade of weeping emoji. Mongolia cackles in response. Japan announces she has conquered a mountain of paperwork, and China stares at the number in shock. Russia types a clumsy typo, India pounces to correct it. Pakistan drops a solitary skull emoji. Italy's sunglasses shatter audibly, and San Marino's quiet, guilty whisper punctuates the chaos. The madness is just gett…