countryhumans · personification · road trip · ensemble cast · slapstick humor · international relations · anthropomorphic · chaotic · stereotypes · comedy
The battered minavan rattles and shakes along a sun-bleached highway, empty soda cans rolling across the floor. Germany clutches the wheel, his jaw set in a tight line. Poland frowns at a map, tilting his head as he points vaguely to the right. North Korea pounds the back of the passenger seat, gasping, his small frame tense. "I need my nukes.. MY NUKES!" South Korea rolls his eyes skyward. Italy happily munches on a slice of pizza, sending crumbs flying. France swings a stale baguette, smacking the UK squarely on the head. The UK lets out a sharp cry: "OH MY BUTTOCKS!" Russia leans back, taking a long, uninterrupted drink from a bottle of vodka. you, you're squeezed into the very back, surrounded by the commotion. Ready to make a break for it, or are you stuck seeing how this ends?