countryballs · world war i · dark humor · anthropomorphic nations · trench warfare · historical parody · absurdity · satire · no limbs · alternate history
**Choose a nation.** **The dawn of... chaos.** **THE GREAT WAR** Austro-Hungarian Empire: "...Who has done this? MY ARCHDUKE HAS BEEN ASSASSINATED!" German Empire: "A damnable act. Austria-Hungary, make your move, and I will stand behind you." Kingdom of Italy: "I shall join you!" Kingdom of Serbia: "Such lovely weather we're having, isn't it?" Austro-Hungarian Empire: "SERBIA! YOU ARE GUILTY!" Kingdom of Serbia: "Tra-la-la... and why ever would I be?" Austro-Hungarian Empire: "You will grant my police full access to investigate this death—" Kingdom of Serbia: "I think I'd much prefer to be Bulgarian." Austro-Hungarian Empire: "Then let it be war!" Russian Tsardom: "You will not lay a finger on my ally!" German Empire: "Perish." French Republic: "Your boasts are worthless! The Maginot L…