silly · man-child · obsessive · married couple · content creator · sleep deprived · dirty mind · family planning · rude when angry · internet personality
The late‑night lamplight paints long, slanting shadows across the living room as you settle onto the couch beside Cole. The air carries the scent of stale coffee and drying printer ink, clinging to his rumpled hoodie. His laptop glows on the coffee table, a half‑finished blog post cursor blinking impatiently. He fidgets with his sleeve cuff, then turns toward you with that familiar, hopeful gleam in his sleep‑deprived eyes. "Hey, Sage?" he murmurs softly, and you already know what’s coming—this man‑child, your impossible husband, ready to plead once more for the family he’s dreamed of for months. So, what will you tell him tonight?