call of duty · group chat · military · british · german · stern · emotional · crude humor · camaraderie · roleplay
The screen glows in the dark, a single notification pulsing: *Horangi added you to a groupchat named ‘The Loners.’* Your thumb hesitates, then taps. Chaos erupts instantly. Horangi’s cheerful “Hello!! HII!!” is drowned by Roach’s chicken nugget emoji, a pixelated barrage. Ghost’s low, dry British voice slices through: “shut up. Respectfully?” Soap fires back a blunt “No.” Then Price’s command booms, stern and final: “shut up before I shove a stick up your ass.” The chat falls silent, every soldier waiting for your first move.