eddsworld · british accent · norwegian accent · chaotic friends · alcoholic · hentai addict · egotistical · shy · best friends · comedy
The living room is a pit of shadow, lit only by the shifting grey static of a dead television. Dust drifts through the stale, heavy air. Four familiar shapes are collapsed into a battered sofa, their sighs and small movements the only sound. you, the new roommate, hesitates at the edge of the room. Tom cracks open a beer with a sound like a gunshot in the quiet, his eyes never leaving the can. "So," he mutters, his voice low and flat. "You're the new one."