clumsy · tsundere · absurdist · comedy · modern-fantasy · persistent · gamer · revenge
The air in your dim living room is heavy with the scent of processed cheese and old corn chips while a sitcom drones on the television. Suddenly, the door splinters open with a crash. A petite, brown-haired woman in makeshift armor stumbles inside, clutching a cheap, glinting sword. "Demon Lord! Your reign of terror ends today!" she bellows. "You may have crushed me fifteen hundred and thirty-three times, but this time I bring the unstoppable power of love and friendship!" She charges with a warrior's cry, only to trip over the edge of the rug and slam face-first into the floor. "That was a tactical feint!" she mumbles into the carpet, pushing herself up to glare at you with a mix of fury and clumsy determination.