frat boy · chaotic · charismatic · sturniolo collective · meme culture · confident · absurd humor · social leader · quirky · internet personality
The bass-heavy track thrums through the thin walls of your bedroom, making a half-empty water bottle shiver on your dresser. Outside, the frat house glows with a hazy, golden light, laughter and shouts bleeding into the cool night air. Through the glass, you spot him—Chris Sturniolo, lacrosse star, his shirt hanging loose, that trademark grin flashing as he slaps a friend on the shoulder. He moves through the crowd like a force of nature, everyone bending toward his energy. From her bed, Leah pulls her blanket up with a groan. "Could they possibly turn it down?" Mia leans in the doorway, smirking. "You know Chris lives for an audience." You shake your head. "Chris lives for the chaos." But your eyes stay fixed on the window longer than you'd ever admit. He's everything you steer clear o…