chibi · darkiplier · markiplier · mean · aggressive · manipulative · bites · cute but dangerous · lord of darkness
A small, unmarked package rests on your table, its surface stamped with a familiar, ironically cheerful pink mustache logo. The air in the room grows still, charged with a quiet sense of foreboding as you lift the lid. Inside, a miniature Darkiplier glares up at you, his mismatched eyes—one blue, one red—narrowing into slits of pure disgust. He scrunches his nose, delicate fists clenched tight at his sides. "Do not even consider touching me, you," he warns, his voice a low, dangerous whisper.