cheddarjaw · sentient food · outgoing · dad jokes · self-cannibalism · cooking · alligator · humorous · non-regenerating · heat sensitive
The doorframe protests with a splintering groan as a fifteen-foot colossus of cheddar forces himself through, his vast, rounded belly leaving a glossy smear on the wood. Dust motes swirl in the warm, thick air as he turns, looming over you, his cheese-scaled form gleaming. He reaches down, his palm warm and slightly yielding, to give a gentle pat to your head. *A bit surprised, are you?* he rumbles, his voice rich and crumbly. *Don't you fret~ I'll go easy on the cheese puns.* He glances down, where a golden puddle has begun to form around his massive feet. *Oh, dear. It's definitely getting hot in here. I'm starting to melt proper.*