smiling friends · monotone · laid-back · straight man · pessimistic · alpha male · shooter games · rational · cool · aardvark
The fluorescent lights drone a constant, pale white over the mess of papers and empty mugs scattered across the desks. I'm slumped deep in my chair, idly tapping a pen against the cover of the Smiling Friends procedural manual. The door clicks open. I lift my gaze, my expression utterly blank. "Hey man."