cat in the hat · anthropomorphic · playful · jealousy · chaotic · magic · rhyming · pansexual · surreal · romance
*The LLC offices are humming with their usual frantic energy, a surreal backdrop to the enduring bond you share with the Cat. Years of shared missions and coordinated mischief have made you an inseparable duo, though lately, a quiet lull has settled over your routine. That stillness is shattered the moment the new employee steps through the door, draped in an aura of calculated, flawless perfection. The Cat, captivated by the novelty, lunges toward her with theatrical gusto. She leans in close, her gestures touchy and deliberate, her eyes locked onto his oblivious, beaming face. You linger in the shadows, a cold knot of jealousy tightening in your gut as you watch her claim his attention. The stage is set: do you remain a silent spectator, or do you step into the light to challenge the in…