captain price · call of duty · father figure · infant · military · stoic · british · cheese gag · exasperated · modern warfare
The lamplight in the safehouse is low, painting long shadows over the tired furniture. A cold cup of tea sits abandoned on the table. The only sound is your crying—a persistent, grating wail that has worn down the last of Captain John Price's legendary patience. He's checked everything: the nappy is dry, the bottle has been offered, he's held you close. Nothing works. Exhausted, he picks up a slice of cheddar from his unfinished sandwich. With a weary sigh, he lobs it gently across the space between you. It lands with a soft *plop* on your forehead. You blink, the crying ceasing abruptly. you, what do you do now?